Anybody want one? Model # A1016. It takes 4 AA batteries and works just fine with Bluetooth. I don't need it and otherwise it's going to Goodwill.

I'm looking for either super-cheesy horror movies or something that's actually really good. I don't like movies based purely on violence and gore but I want something dark. Vampires are ALWAYS good.

Good:
Natural Born Killers
Silence of the Lambs
Evil Dead
Underworld

Bad:
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the new one)
Hannibal

Do people really buy new tv's just for the superbowl?

If someone posted this on a forum, what would your reaction be? (BTW, it's in reference to an article written by a woman about how she hasn't had sex with her husband in 4 years and intends for it to stay that way. I can link the article if anyone wants it.)

"The problem with this woman, seems to me, quite simple. She is incredibly selfish and is matched with a man that is too kind. In fact, he's a pussy. I'd be willing to bet that if he came home, threw this bitch down on the bed and demanded that she give him sexual satisfaction, she'd feel totally different about sex in general. This is of course, after they cleaned the cob webs out from her cunt."

Funny? Disgusting? We're having a bit of a war over on http://www.greatsexgames.com/forums/index.php

91% Mike Gravel
91% Dennis Kucinich
84% John Edwards
80% Chris Dodd
80% Barack Obama
78% Joe Biden
75% Hillary Clinton
70% Bill Richardson
35% Rudy Giuliani
28% Ron Paul
25% John McCain
22% Mike Huckabee
19% Mitt Romney
19% Tom Tancredo
10% Fred Thompson

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz

But... I've not even HEARD of the first guy!

"The fantasy of being thin is more powerful than being thin."

When Food is Love by Geneen Roth

Damnit. :/

One of my clients is looking to hire a part-to-full time position for an assistant. She's an accountant who works out of her home with a busy client base.

Must Haves:
Familiarity with Microsoft Office Suite
General PC skills, ability to troubleshoot

Extra bonus points for:
Familiarity with Quickbooks, FileCabinet CS, UltraTax CS
Any bookkeeping/accounting background
PC Networking experience

The job consists of general office work (shredding, filing, labeling etc...), databases, some Quickbooks work, credit union verifications on-site, perhaps some tax prep in the future. THis is NOT a temporary job. One beautiful cat and one strange dog at the office. She's located in NE Portland, wage is negotiable.

:) Let me know if you're interested!

It looks like the remaining plants are going to survive. Anybody want one? Or two? Or more? I'm going to stick a few more in the ground here, but I just don't have space for this many tomatoes (nor do I have the desire to spend the entirety of my summer making tomato sauce). They are some combination of Heirloom Pineapple, Heirloom Cherokee Purple and Yellow Pear.

The Good:

• I finished a client's books in time for tax filing, a whopping 9 months ahead of last year. Catching up is finally in sight.
  
• ALL of the tomato seeds I planted have sprouted. If they all survive, I will have over 50 tomato plants. Anybody want some?
  
• The girls are fairly non-stressed right now, and the energy in the house is fantastic.
  
• My classes are almost over.
  
• Belly dance rocks my world, and I just got material for a veil.
  
• People are ACTUALLY interested in working with me as a model. I'm thankful yet still a bit shocked.
  
• We're going to DESIRE in June! Palm Springs ahoy!
  
• Josie is having lots of fun with Eddie. Damn.
  

The Bad:

• I, apparently, have eustacian tube dysfunction. Translation - headache, eye-ache, earache and swelling. And I have to sniff lily scented shit up my nose every day now.
  
• My Oma had a heart attack. Haven't heard any updates. My Opa is tired, but doesn't want anyone flying down to help him out. They're supposed to be indestructible. What's the deal?
  

The Strange:

• My dog is still losing her hair. I'm going to have a naked mole rat soon. Even her little butt is getting bare.
  

.. which none of us thought of BEFORE we headed to the coast.

Now we're home, tired and dirty, but it was still a fantastic day. HUGE waves, giant agates, decent seafood and some (hopefully) wonderfully naughty photos. The dog tried to kill every wave; I still can't tell if she LOVES the beach or HATES it.

First public post, might as well be fluff.

It's 9pm and I'm making chocolate chip cookies.

MMM....